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zeldathemes

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

Sometimes I just like to get high, eat a cosmic brownie and masturbate.
  #DUMB    #me  

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

  #fav  

flaccidtrip:

bloodlube:

I asked this boy what his favorite band was and he texted back

"Corn"

me????????????????????

bowielegged:

sext: whats ur favorite ted talk

nodamncatnodamncradle:

i learn so much from this show

nodamncatnodamncradle:

i learn so much from this show

a short list of people that can get these hands

woodmeat:

  • everybody
s-kipp:

yes

s-kipp:

yes

Your new pic is so hot I wanna bust a nut on your feet

Anonymous

Nice one Steve